March 2012
157 posts
February 2012
108 posts
What We Missed →
Banker Leaves 1% Tip On $133 Lunch Bill In...
fuckyeahfeminists:
I am fuming. As a former waitress, I know how fucking hurtful this is. Does this even cover the credit card fee that the server will have to pay? This is fucking ridiculous, vindictive and mean. Being a server IS a real job. And if everyone had “real jobs” who the fuck would serve asshats like you, jerk?
[Read the rest at HuffPo]
Henceforth, he should only be served 1% of...
Apparently, the Oscars were last night.
*Yawn.*
“President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college, what a snob.”
– Rick Santorum (via wordshappen)
Full Quote:
“Some people have incredible gifts with their hands. Some people have incredible gifts and … want to work out there making things. President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”
Oh no, its not just that...
Gay marriage is now legal in Maryland(: Only 42...
I am so fucking sick of fucking Republican...
I’m not a Democrat, and that not likely to change. It’s shit a party. Then again, what do you expect when you try to take the entirety of the left and synthesize it into easily consumable, moderate bullshit? The platform is disorganized, political endeavors typically are half-assed, they spend way too much damn time trying be centrists.
But, you know what? They’re not FUCKING...
Thoughts, Schemes, and Other Pruittian Madness:... →
maxistentialist:
Tevis Thompson:
If Zelda is to reclaim any of the spirit that Miyamoto first invested in its world… it needs to make most of the map accessible from the beginning. No artificial barriers to clumsily guide Link along a set course… Link must be allowed to enter areas…
This.
From Great Failure Shall Win Spring Forth
So, my attempt at making Red Velvet Cheesecake Brownies was a shattering disaster.
1. The brownies did not rise.
2. The cheesecake tasted too damn much like cheese.
In attempting to make it at least somewhat healthy, I made it taste awful. A lesson learned: Don’t fuck around with health consciousness, just make the damn dessert!
I think that I will attempt to make them once more...
My Brain and I: A Comedy
Brain: Well, I guess we should wake up now.
Me: It’s 3:30 am
Brain: So, what?
Me: That’s a paltry three hours of sleep! We’ll be burnt out halfway through the morning!
Brain: Er, well… Hey! Have you planned your day yet?
Me: Yes, we already decided the daily schedule.
Brain: Maybe we should reevaluate.
Me: No, we need to sleep!
Brain: Oh, you’re out of...
Latin? I’m going to learn, Latin?
